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xyrophile:

literally saw this on tumblr JUST after masturbating. 

whoops just lost my purity in faith in god’s eyes. shit, that keeps happening to me. 

This is satire,right? It has to be. She is just so smarmy. You know she rubbed one out in the green room.

Source: damnthatswhack
  1. baronmier reblogged this from lacigreen and added:
    I thought people like her were only in the movies xDD I’m laughing so hard right now xDD
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    the end tho omg.
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    //defy-thee-odds.tumblr.com/
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  13. kristinejchung reblogged this from c0nquering and added:
    LOL… this is so wrong, yet so good in so many levels.
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    hahahahahah i literally cantt omgg
  17. reckless-siren reblogged this from sweetlike-cinnam0n and added:
    “So, we’re porn to God, and he masturbates while watcing us” LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!
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  25. hashtagchris reblogged this from spazattack115 and added:
    this is for marc, who’s probably taking...dump and looking at my blog.
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  27. spazattack115 reblogged this from benitomartinez and added:
    “Well sometimes I wait a week so when i do it again it feels better”
  28. benitomartinez reblogged this from jairrrito and added:
    OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
  29. lbanonymous reblogged this from lacigreen and added:
    “I recycle and I masturbate!” hahaha
  30. mylife-asliv reblogged this from hiphophype and added:
    I have a really hard time believing that this isn’t a troll. But I’m a Christian and I could name lists of people who...